i went to chaos communication congress in hamburg in december and the vibes were amazing, the euro hackers are way ahead of us

the ccc hackers drink club-mate for caffeine, and sometimes they mix in rum and a little lime and sugar to make "tschunk"

some nerds at 39c3 brought a frozen slushie machine with them for their assembly, and they froze a bunch of tschunk into slushie form and were slinging those on the con floor for a few euro

they were delicious (if you were lucky enough to get your hands on one, the machine went empty fast) and i thought

"that's cool as fuck, i should do that"

except tschunk is a euro thing, i knew i had to localize it for the american audience

what i settled on is pure ethanol, anhydrous, from a lab supply place, watered down to drinking concentration with white monster energy drinks

if drinking this doesn't make you want to put on the striped thigh highs and hack some computers, then i'm sorry but you have to leave

otherwise, please give me some money, monster is really expensive

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